Woman in park who doesn't know how to name her child.
Me(while holding my daughter): How old is he?
Her(holding her child): It's a her and her name is Asia.
Me: Oh sorry bout that..
Her: She's wearing a lot of blue today. It's ok.
Me: No I mean I'm sorry because you named your androgynous child after a nebulous land mass.
Her: (jaw dropped to sand on park ground)
Me: Asia? Are you sure? that's a lot to live up to. She's not too old to change it to something more attainable like Denise or south Korea or even carol?
Her: (already home by now)
Me: Have a nice day see you same time tomorrow at this park we both go to with our kids that are similar in age. You should text more when Asia is on the swings! Bye!
